She's a beautiful heroine, strong and true
But out on a date, she hasn't a clue
About what she should do, about what she should do.
Because right from the start, she ties up the guy
With her Lasso of Truth, in case he might lie
And there's no chance of romance by the look in her eye
So he just says good-bye, he just says good-bye.
She stares at the dinner still left on her plate
And wonders if it's just her, or maybe it's fate
That she's loved throughout the United States
But she can't get a date, she can't get a date.
Caren E. Salas
Prompt: Write a Hero or Heroine poem